I've had a story title bouncing around my head for a few years, "Pirates of the Ozarks", but I've never been happy with any outlines I've come up with. Today, pretty much in a flash, the solution came to me. The title instead will be "Concluding Report of the Successful Suppression of the Pirates of the Ozarks".
Ir rained all last night, and the place is soaked again. So much for the Sunbelt.